My Husband Texted From Vegas: ‘Just Married My Coworker. You’re Pathetic BTW.’ I Replied: ‘Cool.’ Then I Blocked His Cards And Changed The Locks On The House. The Next Morning, The Police Were Standing At My Door…

and hung up.

The divorce hearing lasted less than two hours.

The judge went through the evidence. The Las Vegas marriage certificate, which made Ethan a bigamist under state law, a wrinkle that apparently had not occurred to him while he was standing in the chapel grinning. The documentation of eight months of financial transfers, dated and itemized.continue reading …