Little Johnny was very proud of his Mangy Mutt.

July 7, 2026 by sohaib

the 3rd time this week he left his keys”.

A girl took her dog to the parlor for a haircut,

and asked what it would cost.

Being told that it would cost her $50, she was outraged.

“I only pay 30 bucks for my own haircut!”

The groomer replied, “That may be true. But then you don’t bite, do you?”