I Paid $9,400 For My Fiancée’s Birthday Trip Until She Gave My Kids’ Spots Away

local. Ava is seven. She had assembled a packing list on a piece of pink paper decorated with glitter that she had applied herself in excessive quantity. At the bottom of the list, below sunscreen and her favorite stuffed animal, she had written one question in careful capital letters: ASK DAD IF FLAMINGOS BITE.

These were the people Vanessa had designated continue reading …