Emily was very fat.

the bathroom and weighs himself. He’s lost 5 pounds!

That night he calls the number again and says, “I want to lose 10 pounds.”

“We’ll send someone over.”

The next morning, he’s greeted by a gorgeous girl dressed only in track shoes and wearing a sign around her neck that reads “If You Catch Me, You Can Have Me”. The chase takes a good while longer this continue reading …