A doctor had just delivered twins.

As he started to touch them, the nurse took a step backwards and said, “You can’t touch those babies. You aren’t sterile!”

Without missing a beat, he retorted, “You’re telling me!”

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In the back woods of Tennessee, a redneck’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to continue reading …

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